Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Lawak Gagak : Insurance Sales Pitch

The husband of a pregnant wife was thinking of buying insurance for his unborn baby. So he asked Great Eastern and the agent said, "don't worry man, we'll provide insurance right FROM THE BASKET TO THE CASKET".

The man was impressed but thought that he should probably seek another opinion. He then approached Prudential and the agent replied,"Oh, we have a new insurance policy which can protect your unborn child FROM THE WOMB RIGHT UP TO THE TOMB".

The man was stunned but thought that maybe all salesmen like to bullshit and decided to see the agent from Etiqa. He told the Etiqa agent what Prudential and Great Eastern had to offer. The agent thought for a While and then said, "Tell you something, we have one that is even better and lebih 'terer' than Prudential and Great Eastern. We'll insure your child FROM ERECTION TO RESURRECTION"

Cerita jenaka diatas dipetik dari satu email yang disebar kepada pentadbir blog dan kini dikongsi bersama anda untuk tujuan berlawak senda sahaja. Segala persamaan dengan yang hidup dan yang mati adalah tidak disengajakan.

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